Scotia Neep

lusture:

lusture:

omg I’m at work and a group of like 13 year old girls come in and order their lattes or whatever and one girl is like can you Instagram this with all our names on it? and her friend is like ya totally and so I may have put a q in the middle of all of their names so they got their coffee and were like “omg what the hell we can’t take a picture of this” Im literally the worst person ever 

im still laughing about this they were so mad omg 

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greatwhiteprivilege:

• don’t pretend to like me if you don’t
• don’t pretend to be my friend if you don’t like me
• don’t pretend you miss me if you don’t
• don’t
• don’t
• don’t

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meladoodle:

dreams are really weird because you don’t question the reality of them at all. like you could be being chased by a giant banana mafia and the only thing on your mind is ‘fuck, we gotta get to a blender pronto’

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ceesquatch:

this is actually what texas sounds like

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bloodphoenix:

omgcodyhasablog:

cloacalkisses:

 

What in God’s name is this from?

Uh, it’s from this little thing called the Bible. God, Cody, worst Christian ever.

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thebluthcompany:

Bluthify | Spotify made playlists for each one of the Bluth Family members for you to enjoy. 

Click here and listen to each one of them, and share them with your friends, they’re perfect. 

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sharonosbourne:

paulbearer:

there are people who think kit kats taste good

yeah they’re called smart people

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dochuu:

let me explain u a thing thorin oakenwhatever

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sodamnrelatable:

meme jokes in class

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siggymcpissyface:

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